Dad Jokes to Break the Ice on a Chairlift

You can tell a lot about person by their interactions on a chairlift. While some like to day dream and scope their next line with their head phones in, others find it awkward to not acknowledge the person they’re sharing bum space with. So how to break the ice with those impermeable lift mates? We’ve rounded up the best Dad jokes that are sure to win over at least a smirk.

TeePee Town heated chairlift at Banff Sunshine Village, Banff National Park.
Photo by Banff Sunshine Village.

What does one snowman says to his buddy? Do you smell carrots?

What do you call the cheese that is not yours? Not-yo-cheese (Nacho cheese)

How do you know if a joke is a dad joke? The punch line is a parent

Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and asks… do you know how to drive this thing?

Why can’t you hear a ptmarigan go to the bathroom? The p is silent.

Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head.

Did you know the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

Why are mountains funny? Because they’re hill areas.

What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bi-son

Why can’t eggs tell jokes to each-other? Because they’d crack each other up

Why did your dad get fired from the orange juice factory? Because he couldn’t concentrate.

Do you want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind….it’s too cheezy

Why can’t the bike stand on its own? Because its two-tired

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work

Tell us your best Dad jokes in the comments below and we can add them to the list (family friendly jokes only).

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  • Justin Dayney
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    Why don’t bears wear socks? Because they have bare feet!

    How do you make tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.

    What do you call a one-eyed deer? I have no eye deer.

  • PETER WITTENBERG
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    If I am on a chair lift with some kids around 7-10 years old, I ask them how long they have been skiing or snowboarding and then ask how old they are. If for example, they say they are 8 years old, I tell them “you’re pretty old, I was only 7 when I was your age”. Interesting variety of responses from confusion to “that doesn’t make sense” from the smarter ones!

    • Duncan
      Reply

      What do you call a dead one-eyed deer? ……still no eye deer

  • Steve Dow
    Reply

    Have you heard about corduroy pillows?…..they’re making headlines

  • Scott
    Reply

    What do Robots eat? Bits & Bytes

  • greenTeaBreath
    Reply

    How did Captain Hook get his hook? At a second hand store.

  • Mike Seifert
    Reply

    Why was the baby strawberry crying? Her parents were in a jam.

  • Leon Znarf
    Reply

    Why is a giraffe’s neck so long? Its head is so far away.

  • Trashman
    Reply

    What’s a snowman’s favorite meal? Ice Burgers
    What does a snowman eat for breakfast? Snow Flakes

  • Will
    Reply

    What is the quickest was to quit being vegan?
    Cold turkey

  • Rick Solomon
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    I was in the gondola when this fellow sitting next to me puts his hand in my pocket. I said “excuse me what are you doing? “. He says “i am looking for a quarter”. “Well why didn’t you ask me first?” I said. “My mom told me never talk to strangers” he says.

  • Barbara Bosha
    Reply

    What did the Zero say to the Eight? Nice belt.

  • Sally Lou
    Reply

    Where did Rommel keep his armies?
    In his sleevies !
    Where did he keep his privates?
    In his Panzers!

  • Jennifer
    Reply

    Thanks for the laugh!

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